Penguin Pick Up Lines And Puns

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Here some Top Penguin Pick Up Lines which you can use to impress your  Penguin mate.

Penguin Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, would you like to get a closer look at my pecker?
Do you like the south pole? Why don’t ya take a look my pole down south.”
Roses are reed, violets are blue and I am your penguin.
“We’re here on the south pole, so why don’t you have a look at my pole?”
When a penguin finds its mate, they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?
“Wanna see why they call me an emperor penguin?”
I always thought penguins are the only beautiful things with black and white strips until I met you.
Have you read this novel called Doki Doki Penguin? I have one we can red together lying on my bed.
Will you pick me up when I put you down?
Penguins keep their legs between their legs, want to be my egg?
“Hey bb, wanna get a closer look at my pecker?”
Penguins are the only animals that stay with the same partner their entire lives…would you like to be my penguin?
Hey cutie here to break the ice.
“Forget the North Pole. MY pole be pointin’ north when I see you.”
Can I be your penguin and wrap your legs around me?
Like a penguin, allow me rescue you from a group of men.
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for life. Will you be my penguin?
You are so beautiful that even penguins are jealous of your beauty.
“Wanna see a REAL penguin’s snowballs?”
Will you go penguin sledding with me?

 

Penguin Puns

Question: What do penguins eat for lunch?
Answer: Ice-burgers.

Question: How do Penguins drink their cola?
Answer: On the rocks.

Question: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
Answer: Because they don’t wanna fall out.

Question: Where do penguins go swimming?
Answer: At the South Pool.

What is a penguins favorite relative?
Answer: Aunt Arctica.

Question: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Answer: Lost.
Question: What do penguins wear on their heads?
Answer: Ice caps.

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