20+ Homeless Pick Up Lines To Impress Someone

Homeless Pick Up Lines


Here are some Top Homeless Pick Up Lines  which you can use to impress someone.

Homeless Pick Up Lines


I’ve lived indoors before, oh yeah.

Yuppies make me horny!

Bet you’ve never seen anyone who can burp like I can!

You pass out on this corner often?

I know the BEST public restrooms!

Can I beg for your dinner this Saturday?


Hey, lady, your alley or mine?

I know this quiet place we could go that has a much lighter urine stench.

Do you believe in helping the homeless? If yes then Take me home with you.

If I had a place, would you want to go back there?

Can I at least have sex with your car?

Ever wanna do it in a cardboard box?

I know we’ve only been screaming gibberish at each other for a few hours, but I feel like we’ve been yelling at each other our whole lives.

My other cart is a Safeway.

I’d love to see what you got going on under your first seven layers of clothing!


You’re so fine I’d drink a tub of your bathwater assuming that you take a bath someday.

Hey, baby, I’m ready to pop. You wouldn’t believe the last time I came!



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