Robot Pick Up Lines
Here are some top funny Robot Pick Up Lines.
It that a joystick you’re holding or are you just happy to see me?
Would you like a demo of my multitouch capabilities?
I hope you have an accelerometer, because I’m gonna rock your world.
I’m a cybernetic orgasm. Living tissue over metal Bellend-skeleton.
Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.
If I were a function(), would you call me?
Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn’t mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal!
Talk coding to me.
Can you lube my joint.
Funny Robot Pick Up Lines
Did you just break one of Asimov’s Three Laws? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
Come with me and I’ll insert my floppy into your disk drive.
Are you the tie wraps because without you I’d be screwed.
Will you be my alliance partner?
Yes, I know you’re metric- but I’m willing to convert.
Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1
Sorry I can’t stop looking at your chest, you must have a tractor beam in your blouse.
Hey girl, are you a robot? We should run child_process.exe
Let’s lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive tasks…. if you know what I mean.
I’ll deep-clean your systems!
You make my interface GUI
I have no emotions but I’ll cuddle after.
Let’s lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive tasks…. if you know what I mean.
You are so hot you need to be water cooled.
I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
So, do you modulate your synthetic consciousness here often?
You are the hex nut to my 6-32 bolt.
Do you like it when I touch your PCI Slot?
I’m fully functional….programmed in multiple techniques!
It that a joystick you’re holding or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a spool because you make my linear slide extend.
Nice bolts wanna screw?
Are you tie wraps because you hold my world together.
I’m the droid you’re looking for.
Rusting is red, and my chipset’s blue. Will you let me assimilate you?
Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us?
I can’t Force Quit You
Is 2GB really your maximum RAM capacity? I heard otherwise…
You’re the r to my g, b!
If I asked you to lower your Shields would you be offended?
Cheesy Robotics Pick Up Lines
I’ll show you my source code if you show me yours.
I’ve got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?
Do you got a free port for me to plug into?
Hey baby, my name’s Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!
Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!
Nice Bolts wanna screw?
This would make me GUI for sure!
My docking station or yours?
I’m a cybernetic orgasm. Living tissue over metal Bellend-oskeleton
Are you the field? Because whatever I do, I always crash into you!
You had me at Sign In.
I’ve got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?
You must be tired because you’ve been running your code through my CPU all night
Hey baby, my name’s Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!
Hey baby, what’s your OS?
Don’t worry I just got turing tested.
What’s your IP address? I’d sure love to ping you sometime.
When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.
Are you inspire because you push me to the next level.
Do you believe in love at first optical recognition, or should I ambulate by your location again?
My scanners detected high amounts of s*xiness in this quadrant, and I think I have found the source.
Are you my laptop running Android studio? Because you’re hella hot.
I’ll deep-clean your systems!
I’ll deep clean your systems.
You compile me.
I’m going to void your warranty!
Don’t worry I just got turing tested.
Are you a burnt out motor because you’re smoking.
I support portrait and landscape modes.
Why don’t you come explore this strange new world?
Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.
I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a s*x machine baby.
Are we both skystones? Because I want to be stacked on top of you
Hey girl are you a skystone, cuz your points are stacking up.
Want to grab some Java?
I will show you my source code if you show me yours.
Come with me and I’ll insert my floppy into your disk drive.
Beep Beep Boop Beep s*x
Hey baby, I am backward compatible, to service all your legacy needs.
Are you a controller because you control the hub to my heart.
Hey baby, are your pants reflective aluminum alloy? Because I can see myself in them.
Commencing explosive containment procedures, why? Because you are the bomb.
Can I check your oil tonight?
I’m fully functional and anatomically correct.
I CADnot live w/o you.
Robotics Pick Up Lines
Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?
Wanna be debugged?
Yes, I know you’re metric- but I’m willing to convert.
I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.
I bet I can decrypt your code
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put GUI together.
I’m going to void your warranty!
Beep Beep Boop Beep $ex!
Tonight is the first night of Robanukah baby!
I know it took me a while ask you out but at least I’m asking you FIRST.
Can I have your ip number? I seem to have lost mine.
Wanna touch my mouse?
roses are #FF0000 / violets are #0000FF / all my base / belong to you.
You make my heart beat like a blinking rsl.
Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
Are those real or were you upgraded in silicone valley?
Is that a shaft in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?
You are making my floppy drive hard.
Is it hot in here, or are you a hex motor?
I’ll show you my source code if you show me yours
Hey, girl. Are you a sky stone? Cuz you just got two extra points in my book for looking so special!
Hey baby, what’s your OS?
You made my heart skip a clock cycle.
Are you an LED? Cause you light up my world!
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