Dinosaur Pick Up Lines


Here are some Top and Funny Dinosaur Pick Up Lines which can help you show your dino skills.

I’m the one whose uncle owns a Lil pet baby dinosaur.
You can dig up my bone any day.
You know what they say about a dinosaur with long neck… (Apatosaurus)
That a new club in your loincloth or you happy to see me?
I want to be like a paleontologist and explore your body.
We both like dinosaurs, right? So what else is there? My place tonight?
Hey Baby, I wanna see your bedrock!
I’m a T-Rex, and let’s just say that the length I lack in my arms is made up for somewhere else …
You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.
We can hope for another exodus and not this chaotic love that we wished for in the first place.
I hope that I won’t be the creepy Stegosaurus, instead I would love you with all of my life.
You must be an excavation site; cause I’m digging you.
Hey baby, I’m a diplodocus—want to see my diplocockus?
I’m going to cast a spell on you like Azande witch doctors.
Are you a triceratops or a tricerabottoms?
Just because you’re a herbivore, that doesn’t mean you can’t try tyrannosaurus sex.
You can’t spell tyrannosaurus without US.
You and I, you and I, we’re like meteors in the sky.
You like dinosaurs, I like dinosaurs, what are we waiting for?

Funny Dinosaur Pick Up Lines

Come to my place let me make you dino-sore.
Baby, if I were a dinosaur living without you, I’d be a Tyrannosaurus Wreck.
Come to my place? Stegosaurus in bed till the morning?
Much like the Flintstones, I’m the best at making your Bedrock!
Live for the moment, baby. We could all be extinct tomorrow.
They call me the T-Rex because much like my arms, my dick is extremely small.
Let’s do like a brontosaurus and go to brunch together.
I can plesiosaur you like no one ever had.
You make my heart saur.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore! Hahaha. Will you date me, please?
Let’s hibernate together!
So do you come to watch dinosaur movies often?
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Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.
Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?
Do you want to ride a raptor? You’re in luck, you found one! Me!
Are you from the Jurassic period cause jur ass is amazing.
So whose cave yours or mine?
Hey, kiss me if I get this incorrectly, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Hey there, pretty DD-rachiosaurus.
I am sorry, but I hope you wouldn’t notice that my Brachiosaurus pet being excited right now.
I’m an omnivore. That’s right baby, I eat everything.
I’m a paleontologist and you must be a fossil sample because I want to date you so much.
If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Tyranno-Gorgeous Rex.
Have you ever been dinosaur kissed? Allow me to demonstrate.
Can you take care of this for me? My arms are too short.
Generally people afraid of dinosaur, I m too. But I m afraid of falling fall you.
I’m a triceratops, and if you can’t already tell I’m pretty horny.
Hey girl, want to see my bonersaurus?

Dirty Dinosaur Pick Up Lines

I like dinosaurs, you like dinosaurs, lets get this thing going.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.
I would love to plesiosaur you.
Hey girl…let’s play find the dinosaur. I’ll give you a clue. It’s in my pants.
I know we’re all homo sapiens here, but how about I take you home and turn you into a homo erectus?
You’re like my Sacrum. Without you I would probably fall apart.
Would you let a dinosaur kiss you? Because I’m the last surviving member of these species.
Hey gymosaur rex! I love your triceps-ratops!
I’ll punch a pterodactyl out the sky for you baby.
Don’t let my tiny T-Rex arms fool you — I can reach everything.
Baby, has anyone ever told you you’re dino-mite?
My place or roars?
I like you so much, I would catch a T-rex for you.
Want to have some Tyrannosaurus sex.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I could’ve bet you’re from the Curvaceous period.
I always think BC stand for Before You Came Into My Life.
You might seem to be shy, but you are really curious what my Brachiosaurus would look like.
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Do you want to read my body language?
Did you see my mighty dinosaur beak or should I fly by here again?
Will I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?
Do you prefer a triceratops or tricerabottoms?
Hey caveman, want to come back to my place later this night and find out why I’m called erectus.
Let’s go back to my place so you can play with my bonersaurus.
Can I play find the dinosaur in your pants?
We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.
One look at you and I feel like I’ve died and gone to a museum.
I would be a tyrannosaurus wreck if you said no to a date with me.
Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?
I am in love with you like how I love the movie of Jurassic Park and its overwhelming cast.
I would catch a pterodactyl for you.
When I’m around you, I am in ice age. I am hoping this will break the ice…
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Baby girl you’re like dino-mite.

Smooth Dinosaur Pick Up Lines

Hey baby, you put the all in allosaurs, you feel me?
I just ran from a genetically modified hybrid mutant dinosaur and, in the process, fell for you.
Hey, do you want to hiber-mate.
Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!
You remind me of a dinosaur. I wanna dig for your bone in your pant.
Did you know they just discovered the last remaining megalodon? Yeah, it’s called mega-long-dong and it’s in my pants.
Are you going hunting because that’s a nice club under your loincloth.
This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.
Yeah, I’m a Pteranodon but I got the trunk in the front like a mastodon.
Do you work at a dinosaur theme park? Because you look like you could handle something wild.
How about I take you to my bedroom and T-REX you tonight.
Every time you go, I have vestigial feelings for you.
Come over here let me give you a T-rex hug
Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.
Hey I got some few things you could club, over at my place.
Wanna watch my dinosaur evolve?
When I’m with you, my heart soars like a Pterodactyl.
Do you want to pretend we’re both tyrannosaurus rex? Let’s keep each other at arm’s length!
Did you know I’m a dinosaur? Yeah, I’m the elusive D-rachiosaurus.
If you are dinosaurs, then I must take you to my dangerous friends.
Maybe I must confess all my love for you, while we are being chased by Brachiosaurus now.
I would be a tyrannosaurus wreck if I was a dinosaur living without you in my life.
Let’s live this beautiful life right now. Coz we will be extinct any time.
I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.
Let’s do a barney and Wilma, and bamm-bamm in the living room.
Are you full of C14? Cause I want to date you.
Want to play archaeologist and dust the bone in my pants?
Baby I know I’m not a Flintstone but I will make your bedrock!
Leave carbon at home lets go on a date.
You make my head spin round and round like a wheel.
Are you Dinosaur because you’ve been running through my head all day.
I’m an Apatosaurus. You know what they say about a dinosaur with a long neck.
StegosaurME plus StegosaurYou equals StegosaurUS.
Hey, wanna come over and examine my collection of Folsom points?
I’m like a carnivorous T-Rex, I like your meat.
I’m an omnivore. That’s right baby, I eat everything.
I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-dong.
I like dinosaurs; you like dinosaurs, let’s get this thing going.
StegosaurME and StegosaurYOU should go out on a date because Stegosaurus.
I going to tyrannosaurus wreck that a** when we get home.
Boy you as yummy as yellowcake, i ought to date you like Uranium-Series.
I will scream like a carnivorous dinosaur who just wants to your piece of the beautiful world.
Yeah I’m a t-rex and my arms are short, but guess what? I make up for it elsewhere.
Let me screech as a dinosaur who was really satisfied with the beauty and madness of yours.
Can you name one similarity between me and a Triceratops? Yes, we’re both horny.
I’m gonna tyrannosaurus wreck that ass.
You Jane and me Tarzan.
You’re the tricera-tops and you’re making me horny.
Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!
Let me show you why they call me ‘Pleasure-you-asaurus.
T Rex had arms so short he couldn’t hug you. Good thing I can.

Dirty Dinosaur Pick Up Lines

Are you a dinosaur because I want to find your boner. I meant bones.
My love for you shines brighter than the meteor that’s heading right for us.
I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.
Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick.
Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again?
If you are a dinosaur, then your name must be cute-no-shares.
Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!
Is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?
If you were a girl-dinosaur, and I was a boy-dinosaur, we would repopulate all Earth with dinosaurs and destroy all humanity!
I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.
I can’t help but notice your beautiful hair. Mind if I club you and drag you home with me?
Hey is that a nest on your chest? You have two T-Rex eggs on you!
Much like a brontosaurus, my neck is long and so is my tail. At least, I think it’s my tail. It’s down there, anyway.
You wanna pretend you are an archeologist and dust my bone?
You can come in my pants and dig my bone up anytime.If you were a dinosaur, You would be a FINOSAURUS!
People say I’m a diplodocus, would you like to see my diplococcus?
I’m a T-Rex, and let’s just say that the length I lack in my arms is made up for somewhere else.
That’s the nicest tricerabottoms I’ve ever seen!
While we embrace each other, you should be curious how my Brachiosaurus would look like.
You make me feel like we’re in the Flirtaceous period.
I’m gonna tear you with my dactyl…
You must be a raptor, because I want to ride you all day.
You as hairy as a mammoth; and it really turning me on!
You should Triassic some tenderness.

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