# MATH PICK UP LINES

If you love math and don’t know how to break the ice, here are some nerdy math pick up lines that you can give it a try.

## 69 Math Pick Up Lines

• Can I be your derivative? Cause I want to lay tangent to your curves.
• What’s your sine? Must be pi/2 cause you’re the one.
• Want to multiply?
• Hey girl…Can I call-cu-later?
• Is your mother a mathematician? Because you have nice ratios.
• If four plus four equals eight, …then me plus you equals fate.
• Would you like to remove the discontinuities of my life?
• You’re sweeter than pi.
• I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)
• You must be the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
• Are you √2?. Cause I feel irrational around you!
• Girl my love for you goes on like the number pi.
• At absolute zero, you would still move me.
• You must be a 90º angle. Cause you’re looking right!

• Baby, you’re like a student and I’m like a math book… You solve all my problems!
• Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume.
• Hey babe, without you I’m like a metric space with a Cauchy sequence which doesn’t converge.
• You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
• If you were a triangle your base would be perpendicular your height, which I think is a sin that you’ve got the right angle for me.
• I’ve been secant you for a long time.
• Wanna go get pie?

## Math Pick Up Lines

• If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote… Cause I always tend toward you!
• My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help?
• Something so we can subtract your clothes and then divide your legs.
• My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.
• If I were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards you.
• You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.
• Wanna expand my polynomial?
• If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

• If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!
• How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
• You are one well-defined function.
• I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me.
• I wish i was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
• Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it.
• I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
• Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge.
• My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing.

• we’re going to assume this concave up function resembles x2so that slope is actually increasing.
• I’d like to plug my solution into your equation.
• My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
• I’m good at math… let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
• My love for you is like a concave up function. It’s always increasing.
• Are you sin2theta cause I am cosine2 theta and together, WE ARE ONE!

## Some more puns…

• Every prime number 1 mod 4 is a sum of two squares. Uhh…. wanna go out for dinner?
• We can prove one plus one equal to three.
• You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. Are you a 90-degree angle? ‘Cause you are looking right!
• Wanna go to my place, divide those legs and try to multiply?
• My love for you is like pi. Irrational and never-ending.
• Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
• Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
• Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
• My love for you is like y=2..exponentially growing.
• Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.
• Hey baby, what’s your sine?
• You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.

• The derivative of my love for you is 0 because my love for you is constant.
• Is your contravariant hom-functor left exact? Cause I’d like to inject it into you.
• Are you a compact set? Cause I’d love to get you under my finite covers
• I’d really like to integrate over your total surface area.
• Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
• I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
• I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
• By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
• I believe you’ll find my Hardy-Littlewood quite maximal.
• I’m not happy in my current relationship. I’d like to do a u-substitution.
• Hey girl, are you the mathematical constant e? Because I want you at the base of my natural log.
• Without you, I’m like a null set…
• 7(i-2u)>u

solve for i.